Thus begins the Iron Age story from 2011: Tony is forced to watch the utter destruction of the world -- and is then thrown back in time by the blast.

Oh my God, sweetheart, put the fire out. Don't just sit there and let yourself burn. Seriously: why are you this bad at taking care of yourself?

So yes: this is where I got my brand new banner. Tony crying in the rain over the loss of everyone he cares about definitely deserves to be a central theme of this blog.