Showing posts with label general commentary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label general commentary. Show all posts

Thursday, March 24, 2022

I want to be done with Can't-Write-Well and his Iron Man hell-comic, but I'm just too invested. I'm sorry. I can't stand the idea that some zoomer who's never read any of the classic Iron Man stories will walk away from this one thinking it's captured Tony's essence.

So: Issue #18 of said hell-comic came out this week, and it's half a decent commentary on Tony's motivations and half an absolute smear job.

What does Can't-Write-Well get right? Well, Tony does in fact feel pretty worthless, does worry that he's accomplishing nothing, and would focus, laser-like, on every mistake he's ever made and ignore the far more numerous times he's been noble, heroic, and humble. And yes: he does very much want to be the paragon. As a lonely, sensitive boarding school kid, he nourished his soul on Malory. Of course he'd want to be an honorable, selfless knight!

Here's the problem though: if Tony's that much of a perfectionist - if he truly longs to be a saint - his actions in these "Books of Korvac" make no damn sense at all. And Can't-Write-Well, possibly recognizing his mistake on some level, tries to write around that by supposing Tony is Dr. Jekyll. In other words, the theory advanced is that Tony made Iron Man so he could shove all the "bad stuff" in his personality onto Tony Stark while pursuing good as the Golden Avenger. And -- that's not what Jekyll & Hyde is about, nor does it correctly describe the Tony Stark/Iron Man relationship.

Regarding the former: Dr. Jekyll doesn't unleash Hyde because he wants to be rid of his shadow. Quite the opposite is true, in fact. He frees Hyde to indulge in that shadow without consequences. I went back and read the novella again just to be sure I remembered it correctly, and yes: throughout Jekyll's confession at the end, there are references to the enjoyment and renewed youth he initially felt as Hyde pursued his every hidden vice. It's only when circumstances make clear that Hyde cannot be controlled or fully segregated from the Jekyll identity that the latter regrets toying with his special potion. The message here is that the dark side of one's nature - one's concupiscence, if you will - will eventually overtake you if you allow it any latitude. That's the way I understand Stevenson's work, at any rate.

Now what's interesting about this story is that it can be applied to Tony -- but only when he's drinking. To me, Jekyll & Hyde is a very, very apt metaphor for addiction. And I bet you dollars to donuts I'm not the only one who's made that observation. Those first drinks - or those first doses - do liberate you. Otherwise, why start the cursed cycle? But as time goes on, the impact of the drink or the drug starts intruding on your formerly ordinary life, and the trauma of that drives you to seek further release. 

But Tony doesn't build Iron Man in Tales #39 to satiate - or escape, as Can't-Write-Well claims - his id. As I've emphasized many times before, Tony builds Iron Man simply to survive a mortal injury. Granted, later on, he discovers it's a great comfort to disappear into the Iron Man identity -- but what he's escaping in those scenes is not some evil that's inherent in his true personality but something that's been imposed from the outside. In reality, "Tony Stark, confident billionaire playboy" is the put-on! It's a façade he learned to don to escape his father's accusations that he's a coward and a fancy boy, and it persists because childhood programming is hard to change. 

No: Iron Man is not a cover for the intrinsically depraved Tony Stark, nor does it enable the same (assuming such a thing as an intrinsically depraved Tony Stark exists anywhere but in Calvinist theology and Tony's own mind, which -- well, we'll get to that). On the contrary, Iron Man allows Tony to be his true, heroic, and compassionate self. And that's why he's addicted to the armor. It's not because of the fame. It's not because of the butt pats or the parades or the theoretical statues in Central Park. It's because the armor protects him from a world he believes will judge him for being gentle, kind, and moral. (Thanks, Howard, you asshole.)

Does Tony have flaws? Certainly! But they are not the flaws implied on the page I've captured below the cut.

Saturday, March 19, 2022

Tonight's stream with Punch and Marm broke down every flaw in the first 17 issues of Cantwell's Iron Man. Click above to watch the in-depth critique!

Thursday, February 24, 2022

Okay.

I know I suggested a while back that I was going to avoid talking about Can't-Write-Well's Iron Man run for the foreseeable future because, basically, doing so felt like homework. But I guess I lied. 

I've already posted my quick and dirty response to the announcement of Tony's impending proposal to Patsy Walker. But I also need to briefly comment upon the fractal wrongness of the issue that dropped just this week.

Context: Tony has been all-powerful for a few issues now, and he's elected to use his newfound "godhood" to make everyone in the greater NYC area as smart as he is. This has caused chaos because those in working class jobs - like, for example, the officers of the NYPD - have all walked away to pursue (what Can't-Write-Well believes to be) more intellectually fulfilling activities (like space travel or scientific research). Meanwhile, Patsy, Rhodey, and the team of Z-list heroes our aforementioned writer has decided to use instead of, well, anyone recognizable who would care about Tony's wellbeing have responded to Tony's warping of reality by allying themselves with Dr. Doom.

Yes, the premise is stupid as eff. And yes, it's also really insulting to working class people. As someone else online has asked, "Does Cantwell think smart people only want to be scientists and engineers?" Is there no such thing as a longshoreman philosopher? Or a coal-miner who reads Tolstoy in his spare time? But the thing that really ticks me off in Iron Man #17 is, well, this part:


The implication here is that Tony is, at heart, a seething cauldron of insecurity who fears that Rhodey might be a better Iron Man than he is -- that, in fact, Tony is desperate to guard his title against all usurpers.

Yeah.

So.

The problem here is that I'm right in the middle of introducing muh YouTube kings to Denny O'Neil's run from the early 80's, in which Tony becomes a non-functional, homeless alcoholic and Rhodey assumes the Iron Man role in his place. And uh -- even after Tony gets back on the wagon, he doesn't immediately demand Rhodey return the armor, nor does he evince any conviction that Rhodey has taken something that belongs to him. Actually, if you imagine an attitude that would sit 180 degrees opposed to this sort of jealousy, you'll hit Tony's reaction exactly. See also: the evidence I'm about to present from issues #183-192 and issue #200.

Thursday, October 14, 2021

After reading yesterday's enthusiastic review of Ryan North's new Iron Man one-shot, you might be wondering: can RG offer any more updates or commentary on the main Iron Man title?

Uh, yeah. Obviously, a few more issues of Cantwell's Iron Man have in fact been released since my last engagement with that book (see here). But I've just had zero motivation - until now - to write anything more involved than an occasional offhand tweet. Why? Well, based on all my other reviews and YouTube videos (all of which you can find here), you can probably guess: I love the art, but I don't like the story. I just don't like it.

Is it the worst Iron Man story that's ever been written? Eh, I'm not sure. But I think it's definitely competing in a tight horse race to the bottom with The Crossing, Superior Iron Man, and Gillen's dumbass adoption retcon (that no one asked for). Oh, and Iron Man 2020 too. (Shit, there have been a lot of bad Iron Man stories -- which is deeply depressing.) So this is what I'm going to do: I'm going to use this post to present my definitive list of gripes in re: the current run and let that be my final word on Cantwell.

Until, that is, something drastically changes.

Wednesday, July 21, 2021

During my birthday party stream last night, Iron Man was - of course - one of the topics of conversation. Said discussion begins at around timestamp 30:00 and ends at around timestamp 1:08:00 (after which my guests and I veer off and start talking about My Little Pony). Click above to listen!

Thursday, July 15, 2021

Above is a thread I posted yesterday offering further commentary on Iron Man #10.

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Tuesday, June 15, 2021

In which Marm and I discuss Nu Iron Man #9, the 2021 Iron Man annual, the Manhunt arc from volume 3, and finally, Tales of Suspense #63 -- plus the usual tangents.

Thursday, May 27, 2021

Since Blogger is not letting me upload pictures right now, I shall share a tweet that recently cracked me up. (Hopefully, I'll be able to get back to the Annual '98 celebration tomorrow...)

Monday, May 3, 2021

Wednesday, April 14, 2021

My review of Nu Iron Man #8 -- in a Twitter thread.

Edited to Add: And here's the stream with Marm!

Thursday, March 18, 2021

Nu Iron Man #7 is out!


TL;DR: This is probably the best issue of Cantwell's run so far. The pacing is flawed, but for once, there was nothing here that completely bounced me out of the story because it was obnoxious and/or out-of-character. The ending is rather worrying, but for now? Okay, this was fine.

Read beyond the jump for the specifics!

Thursday, February 18, 2021

I feel like it's been a million years since we last had some Nu Iron Man to talk about.


TL;DR: This issue, like the issue before it, shows some weak glimmers of potential. But it's still not very good. In addition to his flawed understanding of Tony Stark as a character, I don't think Cantwell has a good handle on how to use his real estate. He's spending excess page space on some scenes while rushing through (or completely eliding) others.

Click the jump for the deets!

Thursday, January 28, 2021

In which I opine on How Tony Stark Should Be DrawnTM:

Wednesday, January 6, 2021

Another Nu Iron Man has dropped.

And by the way, this cover - while awesome - is quite misleading. Nothing this spectacular actually happens in this comic.

As always, click the jump for discussion of the positives and negatives...

Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Watch my latest Iron Man stream with #1 Marmaduke Fan below! Here, we discuss the fourth issue of the new run -- and then follow up with reviews of Tales of Suspense #40 and #41:

(By the way, don't let the broken thumbnail worry you. The link still works!)