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Thursday, March 24, 2022

I want to be done with Can't-Write-Well and his Iron Man hell-comic, but I'm just too invested. I'm sorry. I can't stand the idea that some zoomer who's never read any of the classic Iron Man stories will walk away from this one thinking it's captured Tony's essence.

So: Issue #18 of said hell-comic came out this week, and it's half a decent commentary on Tony's motivations and half an absolute smear job.

What does Can't-Write-Well get right? Well, Tony does in fact feel pretty worthless, does worry that he's accomplishing nothing, and would focus, laser-like, on every mistake he's ever made and ignore the far more numerous times he's been noble, heroic, and humble. And yes: he does very much want to be the paragon. As a lonely, sensitive boarding school kid, he nourished his soul on Malory. Of course he'd want to be an honorable, selfless knight!

Here's the problem though: if Tony's that much of a perfectionist - if he truly longs to be a saint - his actions in these "Books of Korvac" make no damn sense at all. And Can't-Write-Well, possibly recognizing his mistake on some level, tries to write around that by supposing Tony is Dr. Jekyll. In other words, the theory advanced is that Tony made Iron Man so he could shove all the "bad stuff" in his personality onto Tony Stark while pursuing good as the Golden Avenger. And -- that's not what Jekyll & Hyde is about, nor does it correctly describe the Tony Stark/Iron Man relationship.

Regarding the former: Dr. Jekyll doesn't unleash Hyde because he wants to be rid of his shadow. Quite the opposite is true, in fact. He frees Hyde to indulge in that shadow without consequences. I went back and read the novella again just to be sure I remembered it correctly, and yes: throughout Jekyll's confession at the end, there are references to the enjoyment and renewed youth he initially felt as Hyde pursued his every hidden vice. It's only when circumstances make clear that Hyde cannot be controlled or fully segregated from the Jekyll identity that the latter regrets toying with his special potion. The message here is that the dark side of one's nature - one's concupiscence, if you will - will eventually overtake you if you allow it any latitude. That's the way I understand Stevenson's work, at any rate.

Now what's interesting about this story is that it can be applied to Tony -- but only when he's drinking. To me, Jekyll & Hyde is a very, very apt metaphor for addiction. And I bet you dollars to donuts I'm not the only one who's made that observation. Those first drinks - or those first doses - do liberate you. Otherwise, why start the cursed cycle? But as time goes on, the impact of the drink or the drug starts intruding on your formerly ordinary life, and the trauma of that drives you to seek further release. 

But Tony doesn't build Iron Man in Tales #39 to satiate - or escape, as Can't-Write-Well claims - his id. As I've emphasized many times before, Tony builds Iron Man simply to survive a mortal injury. Granted, later on, he discovers it's a great comfort to disappear into the Iron Man identity -- but what he's escaping in those scenes is not some evil that's inherent in his true personality but something that's been imposed from the outside. In reality, "Tony Stark, confident billionaire playboy" is the put-on! It's a façade he learned to don to escape his father's accusations that he's a coward and a fancy boy, and it persists because childhood programming is hard to change. 

No: Iron Man is not a cover for the intrinsically depraved Tony Stark, nor does it enable the same (assuming such a thing as an intrinsically depraved Tony Stark exists anywhere but in Calvinist theology and Tony's own mind, which -- well, we'll get to that). On the contrary, Iron Man allows Tony to be his true, heroic, and compassionate self. And that's why he's addicted to the armor. It's not because of the fame. It's not because of the butt pats or the parades or the theoretical statues in Central Park. It's because the armor protects him from a world he believes will judge him for being gentle, kind, and moral. (Thanks, Howard, you asshole.)

Does Tony have flaws? Certainly! But they are not the flaws implied on the page I've captured below the cut.

Wednesday, March 23, 2022


 

I'm sad that this Captain America/Iron Man miniseries is over. I want it to be an ongoing -- and furthermore, I want them to add Thor. Can you imagine? Captain America, Iron Man, and Thor: the big three coming together again for some relatively uncomplicated superhero adventures. It would be great -- especially if they continue to allow said characters to love one another like battle bros despite any disagreements that may arise.

Saturday, March 19, 2022

Tonight's stream with Punch and Marm broke down every flaw in the first 17 issues of Cantwell's Iron Man. Click above to watch the in-depth critique!

Thursday, March 3, 2022


Captain America/Iron Man #4 is mostly a (probably unavoidable) exposition dump, but I love this little bit here. I love that Tony's lying about the number of killer robots outside in an attempt to convince Steve to leave. If only this weren't a limited series! <3

Wednesday, March 2, 2022

"I gotta go pretend I'm tough."

Time for an Avengers Forever photo dump featuring Earth-818 Tony Stark, aka Ant Man!

FYI, I haven't been this in love with an alternate version of Tony Stark since 1872. My God, I want to squish this adorable man. And then I want him to shrink down to ant size so I can carry him around in my pocket for all time.
 

Thursday, February 24, 2022

Okay.

I know I suggested a while back that I was going to avoid talking about Can't-Write-Well's Iron Man run for the foreseeable future because, basically, doing so felt like homework. But I guess I lied. 

I've already posted my quick and dirty response to the announcement of Tony's impending proposal to Patsy Walker. But I also need to briefly comment upon the fractal wrongness of the issue that dropped just this week.

Context: Tony has been all-powerful for a few issues now, and he's elected to use his newfound "godhood" to make everyone in the greater NYC area as smart as he is. This has caused chaos because those in working class jobs - like, for example, the officers of the NYPD - have all walked away to pursue (what Can't-Write-Well believes to be) more intellectually fulfilling activities (like space travel or scientific research). Meanwhile, Patsy, Rhodey, and the team of Z-list heroes our aforementioned writer has decided to use instead of, well, anyone recognizable who would care about Tony's wellbeing have responded to Tony's warping of reality by allying themselves with Dr. Doom.

Yes, the premise is stupid as eff. And yes, it's also really insulting to working class people. As someone else online has asked, "Does Cantwell think smart people only want to be scientists and engineers?" Is there no such thing as a longshoreman philosopher? Or a coal-miner who reads Tolstoy in his spare time? But the thing that really ticks me off in Iron Man #17 is, well, this part:


The implication here is that Tony is, at heart, a seething cauldron of insecurity who fears that Rhodey might be a better Iron Man than he is -- that, in fact, Tony is desperate to guard his title against all usurpers.

Yeah.

So.

The problem here is that I'm right in the middle of introducing muh YouTube kings to Denny O'Neil's run from the early 80's, in which Tony becomes a non-functional, homeless alcoholic and Rhodey assumes the Iron Man role in his place. And uh -- even after Tony gets back on the wagon, he doesn't immediately demand Rhodey return the armor, nor does he evince any conviction that Rhodey has taken something that belongs to him. Actually, if you imagine an attitude that would sit 180 degrees opposed to this sort of jealousy, you'll hit Tony's reaction exactly. See also: the evidence I'm about to present from issues #183-192 and issue #200.

Saturday, February 5, 2022



Tony Stark as the team Eeyore.
(BTW, this post and the last contain captures from The Marvels #8.)

Friday, February 4, 2022



Ouch, Carla. And after everything Tony did for you in Tales of Suspense #41!

Thursday, February 3, 2022






Wait just a minute: is Jim Zub suggesting here that Tony can in fact resist the temptation to abuse phenomenal cosmic power? Can't-Write-Well basically suggested the opposite last week! So who the hell actually has a correct read on Tony? Hint: it's Zub. In the absence of villainous mind control or technology-induced mental illness, Tony's a good guy -- not an egomaniac who lusts after power to better impose himself on people who didn't ask for his help. (The above, by the way, is from the conclusion of Avengers: Tech-On, which I will be buying in physical form when the trade is released.)

Wednesday, February 2, 2022

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul:



Me: How 'bout no. And also, how 'bout fuck you.

Also me:


My dudes on YouTube are right about this idea: this is Tony marrying his abuser. Patsy has spent Can't-Write-Well's entire run nagging and berating Tony for so-called "faults" he doesn't really have. And while I can totally see Tony submitting to this - because he does actually suck at picking lovers - Can't-Write-Well clearly thinks an Iron Man/Hellcat match-up is just great and not a self-destructive move on Tony's part. So yeah: we're shading into gratuitous humiliation territory at this point. Stop it.

Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Sunday, January 30, 2022

Update! It turns out I was wrong about Chip Zdarsky's Devil's Reign. It turns out Tony felt out of character because it wasn't the real Tony:



My bad. But I sure hope the real Tony is okay. I'd hate to find out Doc Ock has imprisoned him and is forcing him to kiss his tentacles again. (Oh, who am I kidding? I'd actually love that. Sorry.)

Sunday, January 9, 2022



Tony also mislikes it when he loses contact with his best friend. (The Marvels #7)

Saturday, January 8, 2022



Kurt Busiek is juggling a lot of moving pieces in The Marvels, and I respect that -- even if I don't know exactly where this is going as of yet. The above scene is from the most recent issue (#7). Tony is a little out of sorts here because 1.) he hates magic and 2.) some stranger is using one of his friend Carol's old superhero names. Fortunately, Steve seems to know how to calm him down.

Thursday, January 6, 2022






I hate, hate, hate the stupid retcon of Thor's parentage (just like I hated the adoption retcon for Tony). But there is one silver lining: it prompted the above scene (from Avengers 2018 #51), in which Tony follows Thor to Asgard to be a good bro. <3

Wednesday, January 5, 2022


As I suggested in yesterday's post, I think this Captain America/Iron Man miniseries is, as a whole, a little too suffused with trendy irony. That being said, I do like stuff like this. I can tell that Derek Landy is really trying to reconcile what he's read in the older comics with the Current Year status quo, and I appreciate his effort -- even if, as of yet, it's not 100% successful. 

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

By the way, you know what also happened over the holidays? A few of my takes on Tony Stark went quasi-viral. It all started with this tweet:

What I was responding to there was the preview for the Captain America/Iron Man issue that, I believe, is dropping tomorrow. Landy's dialogue is, at times, a little too cutesy-modern for me, but I like that Tony is portrayed as resistant to compliments, and I definitely like that Steve calls him out specifically for hiding behind facades.

What happened next? Landy himself responded:

That then prompted me to write this mini-thread:

After which we were off to the races! All the Zoomer Tony stans on Twitter noticed my commentary via the Landy-Launch, and my mailbox has been pretty busy since then. Heh.

I wonder what will happen once I've had a chance to read the full issue?

Monday, January 3, 2022

Click below to embiggen my comments on the disappointment that is Devil's Reign:


Happy New Year!