Oops! I forgot that Monday was supposed to be Ultimates Day. Allow me to correct that oversight with a fun little bit from the Gah-Lak-Tus trilogy in which Sue Storm shuts down Ults!Tony's ridiculous flirting with admirable aplomb:

Yeah: for stupid feminist reasons, this would never be allowed in a comic now. Which is a shame because I laughed like a hyena when I read it. Serves you right, you horndog!